My dreams.
posted 1 year agoLast night’s:
People were getting sucked into a world of punishment (if they did something wrong). I got sucked in. (probably for being a smart ass)
It was a baron wasteland except for this beach and it wasnt beachy it was rocky, no sand to be seen.There was a big rock wall about 5 m away from shore and people were lying on it (it was diagonal but really steep) and they were just lying there helpless as the water splashed on them and hurt them/semi-drowned them. Some of them tried to just walk into the ocean to end their suffering but ended up coming back to the wall to endure a life of nothingness. Food was scarce in this world and suddenly, somehow I’d stumbled across some stale mcdonald’s food which everyone was very interested in. Then there was a large skirmish over the distribution of the food and almost everyone died from it.
A few nights ago I had another dream (nightmare some would call it, but somehow I woke up very, very relaxed) about a man who came into my work and cut his girlfriend (who had cheated on him) into pieces with a chainsaw, then gauged her eyes out until they failed to remain. She then came back to life, rejoined all her limbs and regained all function of her internal organs, then attempted to eat the chainsaw (while it was going).
F__k* me running, but they don’t dress Brian Scalabrine? You can tell he’s still sour about it. That man can cheer and slap asses better than anyone else on that bench (and don’t think I didn’t see you Boozer slapping fives and waving a towel like you were Larry Legend). There’s only one cheerleader on this squad and his name is Brian motherf__king* Scalabrine.
*This is a family bball blog
Hahahaha. Good old Scalabrine. Has a ring and LeBron doesn’t. Gold.


